Peter: Alright, so in 1 Kings 9, it starts off with God appearing to Solomon and telling him he will be blessed if he follows the rules. Then, God makes a covenant with Solomon, saying Solomon will have a dynasty if he follows the commands.
Lois: Wow, that's a lot of responsibility.
Brian: Hey, that reminds me of that episode of Friends where Rachel and Monica try to be responsible.
Peter: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyways, God tells Solomon to build a temple, and if Solomon does this, God will bless him and his people.
Stewie: Boooring.
Chris: Hey, I heard that in the Bible, Solomon was really smart. He could answer any riddle.
Peter: That's right, Chris. God also gave Solomon a bunch of riches and glory and he was the wisest man of his time.
Lois: Wow, that's impressive.
Stewie: Yeah, but it's no match for my evil genius!