"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! 1 KINGS 9 TELLS US THAT GOD APPEARED TO KING SOLOMON AFTER HE FINISHED BUILDING THE TEMPLE. GOD TELLED SOLOMON HE HAD BEEN WITH HIM AND KEPT HIS PROMISE TO DAVID. GOD PROMISED SOLOMON WISDOM AND RICHES, BUT IF SOLOMON OR HIS SONS WERE UNFAITHFUL THEN GOD WOULD CUT OFF ISRAEL. GOD THEN COMMANDS SOLOMON TO OBEY HIS LAWS. GOD TELLS SOLOMON TO STAY TRUE TO HIM AND HE WILL BLESS ISRAEL. THEN GOD SETS BOUNDARIES FOR THE NON-ISRAELITE NATIONS. THE CHAPTER ENDS WITH SOLOMON COMPLETING THE TEMPLE. THAT'S ALL RECRUITS, NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!"