Peter: Alright, so in 1 Kings 11, King Solomon is super successful and starts to take all sorts of foreign wives.

Lois: Oh, Peter, don't you know foreign wives always lead to trouble?

Peter: Of course I do, Lois. Anyway, God's not too happy about all these foreign wives and their foreign gods, so God tells Solomon that he's going to tear the kingdom away from him and give it to someone else.

Brian: Wait, what did this have to do with Family Guy?

Peter: Nothing, Brian. So then Solomon's enemies start to conspire against him and God tells Solomon that he's going to have to suffer the consequences of his actions. So in the end, God divides the kingdom into two parts, Israel and Judah.

Stewie: So that's why we can't watch two episodes of Family Guy at once?

Peter: No, Stewie, that's not what this has to do with. Anyway, that's 1 Kings 11, everyone!