Peter: Alright, here we go. So 1 Timothy 6 starts off talking about servants and masters.

Lois: Stewie, don't you have servants?

Stewie: No, I prefer to do all my own landscaping.

Brian: Okay, so the chapter also says that we should be content with what we have and not let greed take over.

Peter: Yeah, and then it says that we should focus on godliness and not material wealth.

Lois: So what you're saying is, don't be like the Kardashians?

Peter: Uh, sure. I guess.

Brian: It also talks about how people should flee from the love of money, which is not an easy thing to do in this world.

Stewie: Yeah, it's like trying to resist that new Beyonce album. You know you want it, but you can't let yourself buy it.

Lois: It also says that we should fight the good fight of faith and keep the commandment without spot or blame until the appearing of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Peter: So, basically, just stay on the straight and narrow and don't be a jerk. Got it.