• King James Version

    1. Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and {his} doctrine be not blasphemed. / 2. And they that have believing masters, let them not despise {them}, because they are brethren; but rather do {them} service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's time for Bible Update. We've got 1 Timothy 6 this week and it's a real doozy. The chapter starts off with what the author's got against slaves, which is basically that they should be content in their station and respect their masters.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have 1 Timothy 6. What can you tell us about it? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is all about the proper attitude and behavior that we should have towards God and our relationships with other people.

  • Jeopardy

    Contestant: "Well, Alex, my favorite book of the Bible is 1 Timothy 6, which is about..." Alex Trebek: "Ah, I don't think I'm familiar with that one. Let's move on..." Contestant: "No, no, Alex, it's really important! 1 Timothy 6 is all about putting your faith in God and avoiding worldly temptations.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Timothy, listen up! Chapter 6 of 1 Timothy is about money. It says that those who want to get rich quick will be tempted by evil. Don't fall for it. Instead, pursue godliness and contentment. Don't trust in wealth or be proud of it; it's ultimately useless.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I'm sensing something sinister afoot! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: It's 1 Timothy 6. It's about to go down! Joker: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Dynamic Duo! What could you possibly be discussing?

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Here's the deal, 1 Timothy 6. Now, my father used to say, you gotta recognize the truth, and the truth is that the rich are to be generous and ready to share. See here, Jack, it's important to remember that we can't be enslaved by our material possessions and wealth, because, literally, money is the root of all evil.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Timothy 6 is all about money. It talks about how people should not let money control them, and how money is really just a tool and not a source of power. It also talks about how people should not be greedy, and how money can actually be a source of evil.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, here we go. So 1 Timothy 6 starts off talking about servants and masters. Lois: Stewie, don't you have servants? Stewie: No, I prefer to do all my own landscaping. Brian: Okay, so the chapter also says that we should be content with what we have and not let greed take over.