Peter: Alright, so let's see what we got here. 1 Timothy 1.

Lois: Oh, this is gonna be a good one, I can tell.

Stewie: I hope it involves a giant robot and explosions, explosions would be nice.

Brian: Stewie, this is the Bible, there won't be any giant robots.

Stewie: Oh, so there's no chance of Optimus Prime showing up?

Peter: Guys, focus. This is 1 Timothy 1 - it's Paul writing to Timothy and he's giving him instructions on how to conduct himself and how to run the church.

Lois: Well, that's much less exciting than giant robots.

Stewie: Yeah, but at least he tells Timothy to stay away from false teachings and to pursue righteousness, love and faithfulness. That's kinda cool.

Brian: Yeah, and then he encourages Timothy to fight the good fight against evil and to never be ashamed of the Gospel.

Peter: Yeah, so basically, Paul's telling Timothy to hold on to his faith and keep going even when it gets tough.

Lois: Sounds like good advice.

Stewie: Yeah, and it also reminds me of that song by Phil Collins: "You can't hurry love, no you just have to wait!"