• King James Version

    1. How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs {are} like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. / 2. Thy navel {is like} a round goblet, {which} wanteth not liquor: thy belly {is like} an heap of wheat set about with lilies.

  • Norm

    Well, what do we have here? Another chapter of the ol' Song of Solomon, this time with a twist. This one is for the ladies! In Chapter 7, the man admires his lover's beauty, from her eyes to her feet. But, then it gets a bit weird: he compares her to a horse and a chariot! Yes, you read that right.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're onto chapter 7 of the Song of Solomon. What's the story here? Bible Expert: Well, the story in this chapter starts with the man in the song describing the beauty of the woman he loves.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to study the Bible, and I'm particularly fond of Song of Solomon 7." Alex: [Sighs] "So tell me about it... [Rolls eyes]" Contestant: "This chapter talks about the beauty of the beloved, comparing her to a royal figure, draped in jewelry and adorned in her finest apparel.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Chapter 7 of the Song of Solomon is all about some lovey-dovey stuff between the two main characters. Solomon is telling his lady how beautiful she is, and how her beauty is more than enough for him.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Smokes, Batman! Look at what's happening in the Book of Song of Solomon Chapter 7! Batman: Steady on, Robin. Let's take a closer look and see what we can uncover. Catwoman: Ha! You won't be able to crack this one, Batman!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! I'm not joking, here's the deal: In Song of Solomon 7, we learn about the beloved's beauty. I tell you what, it's literally like none other. My father used to say, "If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all," but not in this case, c'mon man! See here, Jack, her beauty is described as "ravishing" and "stately," so no malarkey! What was that? Her eyes are like doves and her hair like a flock of goats, her lips like a scarlet ribbon, and her cheeks like a bed of spices.

  • Donald Trump

    In the Song of Solomon 7, the King of Israel is talking about the beauty of his beloved. He talks about how she has beautiful eyes, hair, teeth, lips and cheeks. He says she is tall, like a palm tree, and her breasts are like clusters of dates.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, folks, let's dive into Song of Solomon 7. So, the man is praising the woman he loves. He's like, "your eyes are doves, your hair is like a flock of goats, your teeth are like a flock of shorn sheep" and all that.