Alex: "So, what do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, I like to study the Bible, and I'm particularly fond of Song of Solomon 7."

Alex: [Sighs] "So tell me about it... [Rolls eyes]"

Contestant: "This chapter talks about the beauty of the beloved, comparing her to a royal figure, draped in jewelry and adorned in her finest apparel. The beloved is described as an enclosed garden, filled with all kinds of delicious fruits and fragrant flowers. The chapter also speaks of the lover's desire to be with his beloved, and his longing to enjoy the pleasures of her presence. In the end, the beloved declares her love for her beloved, and the chapter ends with their love being stronger than wine."

Alex: [Exasperated] "Well, that was... interesting. How about we talk about something else?"