Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar. I specialize in summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, here we go again... Go ahead then, summarize Song of Solomon 4.

Contestant: Song of Solomon 4 starts off with the beloved describing the beauty of her lover. She says he has beautiful eyes, like gazelles, and his hair is like a flock of goats. She expresses her admiration for him and his physical beauty.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Of course..

Contestant: The beloved then compares the lover to a garden, saying that his love is better than wine. She invites him to come down into her garden and enjoy its sweetness.

Alex Trebek: Is there any more?

Contestant: Yes! The beloved then goes on to describe her lover's beauty and how it affects her. She describes him as a seal, bearing a mark of perfection, and as a lily among thorns. Finally, she calls him a fortress, saying that he is her shelter and her shield.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Well, that's.. something.