Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little about yourself, contestant.

Contestant: Sure, well, Song of Solomon 3 is about a woman who searches for her beloved in the night.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) That sounds...lovely. Let's move on to something else.

Contestant: But there's more! The woman searches the city and finds her beloved, and they are reunited. They are so overcome with love, they have a procession in the streets.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, thank you for that. Let's move on...

Contestant: But the chapter ends with them returning to their home, where they can be alone and in love.

Alex Trebek: (Visibly frustrated) Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?

Contestant: No, that's it.

Alex Trebek: (Grateful) Wonderful. Well, thank you for that. Let's move on.