Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, let's talk a bit about your hobbies.

Contestant: Actually, I'd like to talk about the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Oh, no, not again. What chapter this time?

Contestant: Song of Solomon 8.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs again) Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: In this chapter, the Shulamite expresses her love for her beloved, describing him as a bundle of myrrh, a cluster of henna blossoms, and an orchard of pomegranates. She wants to stay with him and be an enclosed garden. She tells him that she loves him with a fervor that surpasses even death.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Okay, that's enough Bible talk. Let's move on to something else.