Peter: Alright, this one's Song of Solomon 5. Now, according to the Bible, a man is trying to get into his beloved's bedroom, but she won't let him in.

Lois: Oh, that's so romantic!

Brian: (sarcastically) Yeah, because nothing says love like breaking and entering.

Peter: Yeah, I mean, he's like, "Open the door, baby! I got the key!"

Stewie: (singing) "Let me in, let me in, I don't care if it's a sin!"

Cleveland: But then she's like, "I'm sleeping, go away!"

Joe: So then the dude's like, "Oh, you're so beautiful that I'm willing to risk life and limb for a glimpse of you!"

Quagmire: (laughing) Yeah, I think I know what he's getting at!

Peter: Anyways, the dude is trying to get into the bedroom, but all he can see is her hair. So he's like, "Wow, your hair looks like a flock of goats, flowing down from Mount Gilead!"

Lois: That's sweet.

Brian: I guess, but it's a bit of an odd comparison. I mean, why not just say her hair looks beautiful?

Peter: Yeah, I mean, goats are kind of a weird thing to compare to hair.

Stewie: I mean, what comes next? "My love is like a flock of chickens, clucking in the coop?"

Everyone: (laughing)