Peter: Alright, so this chapter is about the Song of Solomon 2. Here we go! So, the lover begins by comparing his beloved to a lily among thorns, with a voice as sweet as a turtledove.

Lois: Whoa, that's kinda romantic!

Brian: Yeah, but then he tells her to go out and pick mandrakes in the valley, and then afterward they'll eat honeycomb and drink the milk of the sheep.

Peter: Uh, yeah, that's, uh... that's a little weird.

Stewie: I know, right? It's like, "Hey baby, let's go pick some mandrakes and then eat honeycomb. It'll be like Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia eating that weird frog thing!"

Peter: Hey, I like it! But getting back to the chapter, the lover then says that he's like a gazelle or a young stag, running through the mountains and leaping over the hills.

Lois: Awww, that's sweet.

Brian: Yeah, but then he starts talking about how the nightingale and the sparrow are singing in the valleys, and the cedars of Lebanon are blowing in the wind.

Peter: Yeah, that's a nice image, but it's definitely not what I was expecting.

Stewie: I know, right? It's like, "Hey baby, let's go listen to the nightingale and the sparrow, and then when we're done, we can have a picnic in the cedars of Lebanon!"