"Listen up, maggots! Judges 1 is all about Israelites tryin' to take over the Promised Land. Some of the tribes were successful, while others were not. The tribe of Judah took control of Jerusalem, and the tribe of Joseph drove out the Canaanites. Then the tribe of Benjamin tried to do the same, but they were unsuccessful. The rest of the tribes had mixed success in their conquests. Got it?"