"Listen up, MAGGOTS! You're about to get a quick rundown of Joshua 24. Joshua gathered the people of Israel together and reminded them of how God had been with them since the time of Abraham. He said to them, 'Choose this day whom you will serve, God or the false gods of the nations around you.' The people chose to serve God and Joshua made a covenant with them, promising that they would follow God and keep His commandments. He warned them that if they ever strayed from God, bad things would happen. So, if ya'll want to stay in God's good graces, ya better keep your noses clean and remember the covenant ya made today."