"Listen up, you maggots! This is Joshua chapter 4. You better pay attention if you don't want to be left behind. In this chapter, God commands Joshua to select 12 men from each tribe. These men will be responsible for carrying 12 stones from the middle of the Jordan River and setting them up as a memorial. This memorial is to remind everyone of the miraculous crossing of the Jordan. That's it. Do you understand? Now MOVE!"