• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass, when all the people were clean passed over Jordan, that the LORD spake unto Joshua, saying, / 2. Take you twelve men out of the people, out of every tribe a man, / 3. And command ye them, saying, Take you hence out of the midst of Jordan, out of the place where the priests' feet stood firm, twelve stones, and ye shall carry them over with you, and leave them in the lodging place, where ye shall lodge this night.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for a trip back to the Bible, and this week we've got Joshua 4. It's a wild ride, folks, so buckle up. The Israelites have just crossed the Jordan River, and they want to commemorate the event.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright so here we are with our Bible Expert, ready to discuss Joshua 4. So what's this chapter all about? Bible Expert: In this chapter, the Lord tells Joshua to have the Israelites take 12 stones from the Jordan River and have them set up as a memorial of their crossing the Jordan.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Welcome to Jeopardy, contestant! Tell us a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible. In Joshua 4, we learn about the Israelites crossing the Jordan River on dry land.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, you maggots! This is Joshua chapter 4. You better pay attention if you don't want to be left behind. In this chapter, God commands Joshua to select 12 men from each tribe. These men will be responsible for carrying 12 stones from the middle of the Jordan River and setting them up as a memorial.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the people of Israel have just crossed the Jordan River into the Promised Land. Robin: Holy Moses, Batman! What now? Batman: God instructed Joshua to set up twelve stones as a memorial of the crossing.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. This is the chapter of Joshua where the Lord tells him to have the people of Israel take twelve stones from the middle of the Jordan River and carry them with them to the place where they'll camp.

  • Donald Trump

    Joshua 4 tells the story of how the Israelites, led by their "amazing" leader Joshua, crossed the Jordan River into the Promised Land. The LORD instructed Joshua to set up twelve stones from the river to serve as a memorial to the people.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, here's the deal: Joshua 4 is all about the Israelites crossing the Jordan river! Lois: Wow, that's a pretty big deal. Peter: Yeah, it's a miracle. God tells Joshua to have twelve men from each of the tribes take one stone from the river and put it in a pile so everyone will remember the miracle.