• King James Version

    1. There was also a lot for the tribe of Manasseh; for he {was} the firstborn of Joseph; {to wit}, for Machir the firstborn of Manasseh, the father of Gilead: because he was a man of war, therefore he had Gilead and Bashan.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's Joshua 17 here on Weekend Update. So, the Israelites have been divvying up the land God promised them, and this chapter is all about the half-tribe of Manasseh. They got two sections, one of which was west of the Jordan River, and the other was east.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, alright, so what have we got here? Joshua 17, what's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well in Joshua 17, the Israelites are dividing up the land that God has promised them. The tribe of Manasseh gets a large portion of the land, but they are not satisfied and want more.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I'm up to Joshua 17. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Okay, what is it about? Contestant: Well, Joshua 17 is about the allotment of land to the tribes of Manasseh and Ephraim.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! Joshua 17 is about the allotment of land in Canaan among the tribes of Israel. The whole land was divided up among the nine and a half tribes, and the tribe of Manasseh was given the largest share.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, here we are in Joshua 17. Robin: What's the mission, Batman? Batman: The mission is to help the two and a half tribes that had not yet received their allotted land from Moses. Catwoman: Ha! I bet they're not happy about that.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Joshua 17 is about the allotment of land for the children of Joseph, who have two tribes - Manasseh and Ephraim. My father used to say that when it comes to land, you gotta make sure you got your fair share.

  • Donald Trump

    Joshua 17 tells the story of the land that was given to the families of Joseph's sons, Manasseh and Ephraim. It's a very bigly story, believe me! Low energy Manasseh received the most land, but Ephraim got a good portion too.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this chapter starts with Joshua telling the tribe of Manasseh that they're gonna get some land. Lois: That's nice. Peter: Yeah, but it's a lot of land. They basically get the whole western part of the Jordan valley.