• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass, when all the kings which {were} on this side Jordan, in the hills, and in the valleys, and in all the coasts of the great sea over against Lebanon, the Hittite, and the Amorite, the Canaanite, the Perizzite, the Hivite, and the Jebusite, heard {thereof};

  • Norm

    Well folks, in Joshua 9, things get a little complicated. We've got the Gibeonites, who you might remember from previous chapters, and they come up with a scheme to fool the Israelites into making a peace covenant with them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, tell us about Joshua 9. Bible Expert: Sure. In this chapter, Joshua and the Israelites are confronted by the Gibeonites, who are trying to make a covenant with them. The Gibeonites present themselves as being from a distant land and ask to make a treaty with the Israelites.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, how about that weather, eh? Have you been enjoying the sunshine?" Contestant: "Actually, Alex, I was thinking about Joshua 9 in the Bible. It's about how the people of Gibeon tricked Joshua and the Israelites into making a treaty with them, even though the Israelites had been commanded not to make treaties with anyone in the land.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This here is Joshua Chapter 9! Now pay attention, you don't wanna miss a word. Now, the Gibeonites have heard about Joshua, so they come up with a plan to make a peace treaty with the Israelites.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, something strange is afoot! The Gibeonites have come to us with an offer of peace. Robin: A peace treaty, Batman? Batman: Indeed. They have promised to become our servants and give us their food and water.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, it happened a long time ago, but I'm telling you, this story is as true as true can be. Joshua and the Israelites were about to enter the Promised Land, and they were doing their due diligence to make sure that their enemies weren't lying in wait.

  • Donald Trump

    Joshua 9 tells the incredible story of how the people of Israel fell for a hoax and were tricked by the Gibeonites. This is a sad! tale of how the people of Israel made the huge mistake of making a peace treaty with the Gibeonites without consulting with God first.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so in Joshua 9, the people of Gibeon hear about all the things that Joshua and the Israelites have been doing and they're like, "Oh no! We don't want to get obliterated like all the other guys!".