1. Now these {are} the kings of the land, which the children of Israel smote, and possessed their land on the other side Jordan toward the rising of the sun, from the river Arnon unto mount Hermon, and all the plain on the east: →

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Joshua 12 - looks like we've got ourselves a list of kings who got defeated by Joshua and the Israelites. Let's see here, king of Jericho, king of Ai, king of Jerusalem, king of Hebron, king of Jarmuth, king of Lachish, king of Eglon, king of Gezer, king of Debir, king of Geder, king of Hormah, king of Arad, king of Libnah, king of Adullam, king of Makkedah, king of Bethel, king of Tappuah, king of Hepher, king of Aphek, king of Sharon, king of Madon, king of Hazor, king of Shimron-Meron, king of Achshaph, king of Taanach, king of Megiddo, king of Kedesh, king of Jokneam in Carmel, king of Dor in the heights of Dor, king of Goiim in Gilgal, king of Tirzah. →

Joe: Wow, okay. So what can you tell us about Joshua chapter 12? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Joshua 12 is a list of all the kings that Joshua and the Israelites defeated during their conquest of the Promised Land. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on. So, what about your hobbies? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I've been working on a summary of it chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: Uh, that sounds very interesting, but can we talk about something else? What else do you like to do? →

"LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! THIS IS JOSHUA 12! YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN! IN THIS CHAPTER, JOSHUA DEFEATS 31 KINGS AND THEIR ARMIES! HE WIPES THEM OUT AND TAKES ALL THEIR LAND! HE DOESN'T LEAVE ANY OF THEM ALIVE! HE ALSO CLAIMS THE LAND FOR THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL! THAT'S IT! YOU GOT IT? IF NOT, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! JOSHUA DEFEATS 31 KINGS AND THEIR ARMIES! THAT'S YOUR SUMMARY! GOT IT? GOOD! NOW MOVE OUT!" →

Batman: Well Robin, it looks like in Joshua 12, the Israelites conquered the land of Canaan! Robin: That's right, Batman! It says in the Bible that the Israelites conquered 31 different kings and their cities. →

Hey, folks! Here's the deal with Joshua 12: Listen, Jack, I'm not joking-- this chapter is literally all about the kings that Joshua and the people of Israel conquered in Canaan. I tell you what-- these kings were not gonna take it lying down! My father used to say, "Never mess with a king, son!" See here, Jack-- there was King of Jerusalem, King of Hebron, King of Jarmuth, King of Lachish, King of Eglon, King of Gezer, King of Debir, King of Geder, King of Hormah, King of Arad, King of Libnah, King of Adullam, King of Makkedah, King of Bethel, King of Tappuah, King of Hepher, King of Aphek, King of Lasharon, King of Madon, King of Hazor, King of Shimron-meron, King of Achshaph, King of Taanach, King of Megiddo, King of Kedesh, King of Jokneam in Carmel, King of Dor in Naphath-dor, King of Goiim in Gilgal, and King of Tirzah. →

Joshua 12 was amazing! We saw many great acts of bravery, and many powerful enemies defeated by Joshua and the Israelites. It was terrific! King Sihon of the Amorites was the biggest loser, and Og the King of Bashan was overrated. →

Peter: Alright, so, in Joshua 12, we got a whole bunch of kings getting taken out. Meg: Yeah, like the king of Jarmuth, the king of Lachish, the king of Eglon, and the king of Hebron. Quagmire: Ooh, Hebron! That's where my favorite wine is from. →