• King James Version

    1. Now Jericho was straitly shut up because of the children of Israel: none went out, and none came in. {was...: Heb. did shut up, and was shut up} / 2. And the LORD said unto Joshua, See, I have given into thine hand Jericho, and the king thereof, {and} the mighty men of valour.

  • Norm

    So, Joshua 6. This is the chapter where the Israelites march around the city of Jericho seven times, which, let me tell you, is a lot of marching. But they don't just march, they blow ram's horns, which is definitely a weird thing to do.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the skinny on Joshua 6? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Joshua 6 is about the Israelites conquering the city of Jericho. Joe: Wait, Jericho?! You mean like the walls from the Bible?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Joshua 6. Alex: [Sarcastically] Great. Contestant: Joshua 6 tells the story of how the Israelites conquered Jericho. The Lord told Joshua to march around the city once a day for six days with seven priests carrying seven trumpets.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Joshua 6 is all about how Joshua and the Israelites conquered the city of Jericho. The Lord gave Joshua a plan: make a bunch of noise and march around the city seven times. On the seventh time around, blow your trumpets, shout, and watch the walls come tumbling down.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must help the Israelites breach the walls of Jericho! Robin: But how can we do that, Batman? Batman: We must follow the instructions of Joshua, the Israelite commander. He says that all the people of Israel must march around the walls of Jericho seven times, and then on the seventh time, they must blow their trumpets and the walls will come tumbling down!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm not gonna lie to ya, I'm gonna give it to you straight: Joshua 6 is not a chapter you want to miss. Here's the deal, see - Joshua and the Israelites had a mighty task ahead of them. They had to take the city of Jericho, and it was not gonna be easy.

  • Donald Trump

    Joshua 6 is all about the great battle of Jericho! It's an amazing and unbelievable story, and there are many people saying it is one of the best stories in the Bible. God told Joshua to march around the city once a day for six days with the Ark of the Covenant, and on the seventh day, to march around it seven times and then blow the horns and shout.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so, in Joshua 6, God helps Joshua and the Israelites take down Jericho. It's like that scene in The Matrix, where Neo says "Dodge this," and then BOOM! Walls come tumbling down. Lois: That's right, Peter.