• King James Version

    1. Then Joshua called the Reubenites, and the Gadites, and the half tribe of Manasseh, / 2. And said unto them, Ye have kept all that Moses the servant of the LORD commanded you, and have obeyed my voice in all that I commanded you:

  • Norm

    So, Joshua 22… here’s the deal. The tribes of Reuben, Gad, and the half-tribe of Manasseh had been given their land east of the Jordan River, and were ready to head back home. But before they do, they build an altar of stones, which causes a huge uproar among the other tribes.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do you got for us this time? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, in chapter 22 of the book of Joshua, the Israelites had just recently crossed the Jordan river and were about to settle in the new land which God had promised them.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit more about yourself. What do you like to do in your spare time?" Contestant: "I like to read and summarize the Bible! For example, I recently read Joshua 22." Alex: (sighs) "Okay, if you must.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISSEN UP YA MAGGOTS! Joshua 22 is all about the tribes of Reuben, Gad, and half the tribe of Manasseh. They built a big ol' altar by the Jordan River, which made the other tribes of Israel angry. So they sent a delegation to check it out, and the tribe of Reuben, Gad, and half of Manasseh had to explain themselves.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it looks like the Reubenites, the Gadites, and the half-tribe of Manasseh are getting ready to depart from the rest of the Israelites. Robin: That's right, Batman. They're heading to the land on the other side of the Jordan River, which was given to them by Moses.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Joshua 22 is all about the two and a half tribes that stayed on the other side of the Jordan. Well, they thought the rest of the Israelites were gonna forget about them, but Joshua had no interest in that.

  • Donald Trump

    Joshua 22 is all about the bigly parting of the Reubenites, Gadites, and the half-tribe of Manasseh. These three tribes had many such cases of success in their conquests and had just finished off their enemies.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Joshua 22, the Israelites just finished conquering the land and they're about to head back to their own land. Brian: Wait, so they conquered the land but then they just said, "Nah, we're good.