Peter: Alright, so in Joshua 22, the Israelites just finished conquering the land and they're about to head back to their own land.

Brian: Wait, so they conquered the land but then they just said, "Nah, we're good."?

Peter: Yeah, pretty much. So the Reubenites, the Gadites, and the half-tribe of Manasseh built an altar on the other side of the Jordan and the other tribes were like, "What the heck, guys?!"

Stewie: Oh, I know, like when that one guy in The Godfather wanted to go against the family.

Peter: Right. So they sent a delegation to ask why they built the altar and it was to show that they were still part of the Israelite community, even though they were living on the other side of the Jordan.

Lois: That was really thoughtful of them.

Peter: Yeah, and both sides agreed to keep the peace. The end.

Brian: Wow, that was really, really boring.

Stewie: Yeah, like the first season of The Office.