Lois: Alright, so this is the summary of Joshua 21.

Peter: Yeah... it's like a story of how God gave the Israelites their promised land.

Brian: Oh, I get it. Just like how the Cleveland Cavaliers got their promised land when Lebron James came back to the team.

Lois: Peter, that's not the same thing.

Peter: Oh, right. Anyway, so God had promised the Israelites a certain amount of land, and in this chapter, he tells them to divide it up among the tribes.

Stewie: Wow, it's just like a modern day lottery.

Peter: What? No, it's not like a lottery at all.

Lois: No, it definitely isn't. So, then, God told the Israelites to give all the land that was promised to them, and they did it.

Stewie: Wait, so you mean they didn't even try to haggle?

Brian: Stewie, that's not how it works.

Lois: No, they didn't. So, in the end, they got all the land that was promised to them.

Peter: Just like how I got my promised land when I finally got a big screen TV!