Peter (as narrator): "In Chapter 16 of the Book of Joshua, we see the tribes of Joseph divided into two: Ephraim and Manasseh. They were given land on either side of the Jordan river, and they built up their cities and towns."

Lois: "Wow, that's cool. But what about all the other tribes?"

Peter: "Well, Lois, the other tribes were given land on the other side of the Jordan. And, to top it all off, they were able to keep their ancient landmarks that they had inherited from their ancestors."

Brian: "Wait, so this is like the 'Game of Thrones' of the Bible? Whoa!"

Peter: "Not quite, Brian. But it does show that God kept His promise to give the Israelites their land."

Stewie: "This is all well and good, but can we talk about what happened to the Philistines? Do they get any shoutouts?"

Peter: "Yes, Stewie. The Philistines were defeated in this chapter, and the Israelites were able to take control of their cities and towns. In the end, the Israelites were victorious!"

Lois: "Well, that's good news. Now maybe they can finally get some rest."

Peter: "Yes, Lois. But, as we all know, the story of the Bible is far from over."