Alex: So, what brings you to Jeopardy today?

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you about the Bible, specifically the book of Joshua chapter 16!

Alex: [Sighs] Alright, I suppose. What does it say?

Contestant: Well, it outlines the boundaries of the land that was given to the tribes of Ephraim and Manasseh. The land starts at the Jordan River and runs to the Mediterranean Sea. It also includes the cities of Shechem, Gezer, and other cities in the area.

Alex: [Rolls eyes] Okay, so a lot of geography. Anything else?

Contestant: Actually, yes! It also tells of how the people of the two tribes lived in the land and how they were able to successfully defend it against their enemies.

Alex: [Sighs again] Alright, so a historical account. Is that about it?

Contestant: Yes, that's about it.

Alex: [Sighs in relief] Great. Well, let's move on to something else, shall we?