Alex Trebek: Alright, let's start with a fun ice breaker. What's your favorite type of music?

Contestant: Actually I'd rather talk about the Bible.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, let's hear it. What's the summary for Joshua 3?

Contestant: Well, Joshua 3 is about the Israelites crossing the Jordan River. God instructs Joshua to lead the people across the river and tells the Israelites to take twelve stones from the river and set them up as a monument. Then, after crossing the river, the priests lift the ark of the covenant and the waters of the Jordan part, allowing the Israelites to cross.

Alex Trebek: *with a hint of exasperation* Okay, that's great. Are there any other fun hobbies you enjoy?