Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I'm up to Joshua 17.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Okay, what is it about?

Contestant: Well, Joshua 17 is about the allotment of land to the tribes of Manasseh and Ephraim. It begins with the Lord instructing Joshua to divide the land between them. The chapter also contains a list of cities that were apportioned to the two tribes.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Alright, so that's Joshua 17. Is there anything else you wanted to tell me about yourself?

Contestant: Well, Joshua 18 is about the tribes of Reuben, Judah, and Benjamin, and how they were allotted a portion of the land that was given to the Israelites.

Alex Trebek: (Gritting his teeth) Is that all?

Contestant: Yeah, and then Joshua 19 talks about the land that was given to the rest of the tribes.

Alex Trebek: (Visibly exasperated) Great. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, Joshua 20 talks about the cities of refuge, and how they were designated as places of safety for those who had committed unintentional manslaughter.

Alex Trebek: (Giving up) Alright. That's enough Bible talk. Let's move on.