Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself, [Contestant Name]!

Contestant: Well, did you know that Joshua 5 is all about the Israelites crossing the Jordan River?

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Yes, I suppose I did know that. What else?

Contestant: Well, after the crossing, Joshua leads the Israelites in a ceremony of circumcision and they celebrate the Passover.

Alex Trebek: That's great, [Contestant Name], but tell me something else about yourself.

Contestant: Joshua then encounters the commander of the Lord's army, who makes a covenant with Joshua.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Okay, what else?

Contestant: The Israelites are then given manna, a type of food that the Lord had provided for them in the wilderness.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] That's very interesting, [Contestant Name], but I'm sure there's more to you than the Bible.