Alex: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I’d like to tell you about the 11th chapter of the book of Joshua.

Alex: *Sighs* OK, go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! So, Joshua led the Israelites against the northern kings and won a great victory. He destroyed their cities and then he divided their land among the tribes of Israel.

Alex: That’s interesting, but is there anything else you’d like to tell me about yourself?

Contestant: Well, Joshua also made a covenant with the people of Israel and made them swear to follow and obey the laws of Moses.

Alex: *Rolls eyes* Anything else?

Contestant: Um…then the Lord told Joshua to utterly destroy the people of Hazor and Joshua obeyed. And then, he and the Israelites destroyed all the other cities and then they came back to the camp at Gilgal.

Alex: *Clearly exasperated* Is there anything else you want to tell me about yourself? Anything at all?