"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! This here is Joshua 11. Here's the deal: the Israelites put the smack down on the Canaanite kings and their armies. They took over the whole shebang, from the hill country to the Negev, from the Mediterranean Sea to the Jordan Valley. No stone unturned, no hill unclimbed, no land unclaimed. They just kept on fighting, and they won every battle. Ain't no stopping the Israelites! Now get out there and make some history of your own!"