"LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! THIS IS JOSHUA 12! YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN! IN THIS CHAPTER, JOSHUA DEFEATS 31 KINGS AND THEIR ARMIES! HE WIPES THEM OUT AND TAKES ALL THEIR LAND! HE DOESN'T LEAVE ANY OF THEM ALIVE! HE ALSO CLAIMS THE LAND FOR THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL! THAT'S IT! YOU GOT IT? IF NOT, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! JOSHUA DEFEATS 31 KINGS AND THEIR ARMIES! THAT'S YOUR SUMMARY! GOT IT? GOOD! NOW MOVE OUT!"