"Listen up, maggots! Joshua 13 is all about how the land of Israel was divided up among the tribes. Joshua was getting old and the Lord told him that he still had some tribes to divvy up land to, so Joshua had to get to work. But, the Lord also told him that he wasn't going to get it all done so he had to divide up the land according to the Lord's instructions. So Joshua did just that, he divided up the land and gave it out to the different tribes based on the Lord's instructions. That's it maggots, that's Joshua 13!"