"Listen up, maggots! This is Joshua chapter 7 and it's about Achan. Achan was a big-time screw-up who stole some of the stuff that was supposed to be devoted to the Lord. So, God was pissed off and told Joshua to find out who did it. They figured out it was Achan and he got stoned for his troubles. The important lesson here is: Don't mess with God or you'll get what's coming to you! That's all for now! Dismissed!"