Alex Trebek: Alright, enough about the Bible. Let’s move on.

Contestant: Wait, I actually wanted to talk about Joshua 7!

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In this chapter, Joshua and the Israelites are defeated in battle by the town of Ai. The Lord reveals to Joshua that someone in the camp had sinned and disobeyed, which is why they were defeated. So Joshua searches out the guilty person and it turns out to be Achan. Achan had stolen some of the spoils from the battle and kept them for himself. Joshua has him stoned to death and all the spoils are burned.

Alex Trebek: *groans* Great, more Bible.