Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, did you know that in Joshua 8, the Lord commands Joshua to attack the city of Ai? So Joshua and his army march up to the city, and God instructs them to set up an ambush. Then, when the people of Ai come out to fight, Joshua and his army ambush them and capture the city.

Alex Trebek: That's... interesting. So, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, after taking the city, Joshua follows God's instructions and hangs the king of Ai on a tree. Then, the Lord has Joshua build an altar and make a covenant with the people of Israel.

Alex Trebek: Ah, yes, uh, hobbies. Do you enjoy reading?

Contestant: Yes, I do enjoy reading. In fact, I recently read about how the Lord gave Joshua specific instructions on how to divide and conquer the land of Canaan. They were to divide it into seven parts and then give the land to each of the seven tribes.

Alex Trebek: Okay, well, that's great! So, tell me, what is your favorite color?

Contestant: My favorite color is blue, just like the blue cloth that Joshua used to write down the words of the covenant that the Lord had made with the people of Israel.