Peter: Alright, so in Joshua 8, God told Joshua to attack the city of Ai. So, like, the Israelites set up an ambush and it worked perfectly.

Brian: Wait, wait, so you're telling me God told Joshua to attack a city? What kind of God does that? That's like something out of a video game.

Quagmire: So, then Joshua and the Israelites destroyed the city and killed all the people. And then they hung the king of Ai on a tree.

Chris: Wow, that's pretty extreme.

Lois: It gets worse. The Israelites then looted the city and burned it to the ground.

Stewie: And then, just to make sure everyone remembered the lesson, Joshua put a large pile of stones where the city used to be. Like the ancient version of a post-apocalyptic movie set.

Peter: That's pretty sick, dude.

Cleveland: Yeah, and Joshua commanded the people to shout and make a big noise.

Joe: Sounds like someone was trying to call attention to themselves.

Peter: Yeah, like when I try to talk over the others in an episode of Family Guy.