• King James Version

    1. And the LORD said unto Joshua, Fear not, neither be thou dismayed: take all the people of war with thee, and arise, go up to Ai: see, I have given into thy hand the king of Ai, and his people, and his city, and his land:

  • Norm

    Well folks, it looks like Joshua is at it again. This time, he's headed to the ol' city of Ai. Now, don't let the sound of that fool ya; it's not a vacation spot. No, this is a tactical mission. He's going to set up an ambush and - surprise, surprise - it works.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's get into it. I'm here with our Bible expert and we're talking about Joshua 8. What can you tell me about this chapter? Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter begins with God telling Joshua to go and fight the city of Ai.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, did you know that in Joshua 8, the Lord commands Joshua to attack the city of Ai? So Joshua and his army march up to the city, and God instructs them to set up an ambush.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION RECRUITS! PAY ATTENTION AND LISTEN UP! I AM ABOUT TO SUMMARIZE JOSHUA 8 FOR YA! Joshua 8 is about the Israelites defeating Ai, a Canaanite city. Joshua sent a tricking force of men to pretend to flee from Ai, thereby drawing out the men of Ai.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! Joshua has successfully taken the city of Ai. Batman: Yes, Robin. Joshua followed the Lord's commands and set an ambush to surprise the city. Joker: Ha ha ha! Joshua and the Israelites were victorious!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Joshua was a righteous man, c'mon man, he was literally the bravest man around. I tell you what, he was the leader of the Israelites and it was his job to take the city of Ai. No malarkey.

  • Donald Trump

    Joshua 8: The great Joshua and his mighty army were winning bigly! They took the city of Ai and killed many of the people there, including the king. It was a tremendous victory and God was with them. Many people are saying it was an unbelievable feat.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Joshua 8, God told Joshua to attack the city of Ai. So, like, the Israelites set up an ambush and it worked perfectly. Brian: Wait, wait, so you're telling me God told Joshua to attack a city? What kind of God does that? That's like something out of a video game.