• King James Version

    1. But the children of Israel committed a trespass in the accursed thing: for Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed thing: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against the children of Israel.

  • Norm

    Oh man, you know what happened in Joshua 7? It was a real mess. So, the Israelites totally messed up by not following the instructions and taking some of the banned things from the city of Jericho. And then, God was like, "It's game over for you, Israelites.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we have for Joshua 7? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter the Israelites are defeated in their first battle against the city of Ai because one man, Achan, disobeyed God and kept some of the spoils of war for himself.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, enough about the Bible. Let’s move on. Contestant: Wait, I actually wanted to talk about Joshua 7! Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In this chapter, Joshua and the Israelites are defeated in battle by the town of Ai.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! This is Joshua chapter 7 and it's about Achan. Achan was a big-time screw-up who stole some of the stuff that was supposed to be devoted to the Lord. So, God was pissed off and told Joshua to find out who did it.

  • Batman

    Joker: *cackles* Looks like the Israelites are in trouble now! Batman: What do you mean, Joker? Joker: Well, ol' Joshua and the Israelites just went and killed the people of Ai, and it turns out they took some of the forbidden loot from the battle.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Joshua and the Israelites were on a roll. Literally, they had just conquered Jericho and they were feeling themselves. So, they decided to take on the city of Ai. "C'mon, man!", they thought, "how hard can it be?" Well, they were wrong.

  • Donald Trump

    Joshua 7 is a huge chapter in the Bible, and many people are saying it has tremendous importance. The Israelites were winning in their battles, but then a tragedy happened: one of the Israelites, Achan, disobeyed God and kept some of the loot from a battle.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everyone, let's talk about Joshua 7. This is when God tells Joshua that the Israelites have sinned, and they must figure out who did it. Lois: Oh no! That sounds like a big task. Brian: Yeah, and it turns out the culprit was Achan.