• King James Version

    1. And Joshua gathered all the tribes of Israel to Shechem, and called for the elders of Israel, and for their heads, and for their judges, and for their officers; and they presented themselves before God.

  • Norm

    So, in Joshua 24, we have the Israelites gathered at the plains of Shechem, and Joshua gives them a history lesson. He talks about how their ancestors served all sorts of gods, until God chose Abraham, then Isaac and Jacob, then led them into the Promised Land.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so here we are with Bible Expert, Doctor Thomas Anderson, talking about the Book of Joshua, chapter 24. Joe: So, Doctor Anderson, what's going on in chapter 24? Dr. Anderson: Well, Joe, this chapter is all about Joshua's final address to the people of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Sure! Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I like to summarize it chapter by chapter. Alex: [Sighing] Okay, so what about Joshua 24?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, MAGGOTS! You're about to get a quick rundown of Joshua 24. Joshua gathered the people of Israel together and reminded them of how God had been with them since the time of Abraham. He said to them, 'Choose this day whom you will serve, God or the false gods of the nations around you.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin! It appears our trusted ally, Joshua, has called an assembly of all the people in the land of Canaan! Robin: Holy assembly, Batman! What does Joshua have in store for them?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal - Joshua 24 is about making a covenant with God, and it's no malarkey. My father used to say, "If you wanna be blessed, make a covenant with the Lord". See here, Jack, it says in verse 15 that if we choose to serve other gods, then there's gonna be trouble.

  • Donald Trump

    "Joshua 24 is an amazing chapter, and one that really illustrates why we need to Make America Great Again. Many people are saying it's one of the best chapters in the Bible. We have the great Joshua, who is leading the Israelites in this chapter, and he's winning bigly.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts off with Joshua gathering all the tribes of Israel together and reminding them of God's faithfulness. He's like, "Y'all remember when God got you out of Egypt, and then he helped you defeat the kings of Canaan, and then you took all their land?".