Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Sure! Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I like to summarize it chapter by chapter.

Alex: [Sighing] Okay, so what about Joshua 24?

Contestant: Well, Joshua 24 is all about the Israelites renewing their covenant with God. Joshua gathered all the people of Israel at Shechem and gave them a choice: would they serve the gods of their ancestors or the one true God? The people chose to serve the one true God, and Joshua made a covenant with them, reminding them of all the ways God had blessed them in the past.

Alex: [Groaning] And I'm sure you have a summary of every chapter?

Contestant: Oh, absolutely!