Alex: Alright, so I'm sure you have a lot of interesting stories to tell us.

Contestant: Actually, I do! You see, I've been studying the Bible lately and I was just reading the book of Joshua.

Alex: (Sighing) Uhh, okay...

Contestant: So, Joshua 10 tells the story of how Joshua defeats five enemy kings who had attacked the city of Gibeon. He defeats them by causing a huge hailstorm and a long day, so he has more time to fight.

Alex: (Rolling eyes) That's... great...

Contestant: Then, after the battle, the Lord commands Joshua to throw large stones on the enemy kings and then to hang their bodies on trees.

Alex: (Groaning) Please tell me you're done.

Contestant: I am. So, in the end, Joshua and the Israelites are victorious and Joshua becomes an even greater leader of the Israelites.