Joker: Ha ha ha, what mischief can I cause today?
Batman: Not today, Joker! We must focus on our mission-- summarizing the Bible for our faithful readers.
Robin: That's right! We're up to Joshua 10.
Catwoman: Ooh, let me guess what it's about-- love, forgiveness, and acceptance?
Batman: Not quite, Catwoman. This chapter is about how Joshua defeats several Canaanite kings in battle.
Joker: Battle? That sounds like fun! Tell me more!
Robin: Well, God delivered the enemy into Joshua's hands, and Joshua and his army destroyed them.
Riddler: Wait, what? How did God help Joshua?
Batman: God commanded the sun and moon to stand still, so that Joshua's army could have more daylight hours to fight.
Penguin: Amazing! With a little help from God, Joshua and his army were victorious.
Robin: That's right! And Joshua even prayed for God to bring hail from the sky to help his army win.
Catwoman: Wow! It sounds like Joshua was a faithful warrior.
Batman: Indeed he was, Catwoman. And his faith was rewarded with victory.