Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about Joshua 23.

Alex Trebek: Uh, that's nice, but can we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure! In Joshua 23, Joshua assembles all the people of Israel at Shechem to remind them of the covenant they made with God. He recounts all the amazing things God has done for them, and encourages them to be faithful to God and obey his commands. He warns them of the consequences of rejecting God and worshiping other gods.

Alex Trebek: ...Okay. And, uh, what else?

Contestant: Well, Joshua then commissions the leaders of Israel to act as witnesses to the covenant, and urges them to remain faithful to it. He reminds them that God will never forsake them if they remain faithful, but that if they turn away from God, they will be destroyed. Finally, Joshua blesses the people, and they all worship God and go home.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright. Well, thank you for sharing...