Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to give you a quick summary of the book of Joshua.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! In Joshua 18, the Israelites divided the land of Canaan into seven regions for the tribes of Reuben, Judah, Ephraim, Manasseh, Benjamin, Simeon and Dan. They cast lots to determine which tribe would receive which region.

Alex Trebek: (trying to change the subject) That's fascinating. So, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Oh, I love to study the Bible. For example, in Joshua 19, the remaining tribes—Issachar, Zebulun, Asher, Naphtali and Gad—also received their own regions.

Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) Right. So, what kind of movies do you like?

Contestant: Well, the Bible is full of great stories, like the one in Joshua 20, when the Israelites set aside cities of refuge for anyone who accidentally killed another person.

Alex Trebek: (exasperated) Wow. That's, uh, really interesting. Are there any hobbies you have outside of the Bible?