Peter: Alright, so this is Joshua 2. So, like, Joshua sends a couple of spies to scope out the land of Jericho.

Lois: And then, the spies find out that the king of Jericho was super worried about Israel coming in and taking over, so he orders his people to search for the spies.

Brian: But the spies go to this prostitute named Rahab and she hides them in her house. And then when the king's men come looking for them, Rahab hides them on the roof, and she tells them if they don't give her away, she'll be loyal to them.

Stewie: And then, the spies promise her that when the Israelites take over Jericho, they'll spare her and her family.

Peter: So then, the spies come back to Joshua and tell him what happened and Joshua is like, "Oh snap! We gotta go take Jericho".

Lois: So then Joshua leads the Israelites to the Jordan River and then God stops the flow of the river so the Israelites can cross over.

Brian: And then they take over Jericho and they keep their promise to Rahab and she and her family are spared.

Stewie: And then Joshua makes everyone take a vow that they'll never forget what God did for them. And then they all just go on their merry way, with a new motto: "YOLO, never forget the Lord!"