Peter: Alright, so this is the chapter when Joshua takes the Israelites to the promised land and then, uh, yeah. Uh, basically, God tells Joshua to make sure his people are circumcised and then they celebrate Passover.

Lois: And then they all march around Jericho, right?

Peter: Yeah, yeah, they march around Jericho and blow the horns, and then they blow the trumpets and the walls come down.

Brian: Like in the movie The Ten Commandments, only less cool.

Peter: Yeah, plus, God gives Joshua a big sword and he uses it to chop the heads off of any enemies who try to get in the way.

Stewie: Oh, so it's like Highlander, only with more religious undertones?

Peter: I guess so, yeah. But then, at the end of the chapter, the Israelites have a big bonfire and they offer up sacrifices to God.

Lois: And then they all lived happily ever after?

Peter: Not quite. There's still a whole book of Joshua left.