Brian: Alright, so in Joshua 9, the people of Gibeon hear about all the things that Joshua and the Israelites have been doing and they're like, "Oh no! We don't want to get obliterated like all the other guys!". So they decide to pretend to be from really far away and they come up to Joshua with this really old bread and these tattered clothes and everything.

Stewie: What a hustle.

Brian: Yeah, I know, right? So they finally get to Joshua, and he's like, "Oh, wow, you guys must have come from a really long ways away".

Peter: What a rube.

Brian: I know, right? So he makes a treaty with them and then the Israelites are all like, "Uh oh! They tricked us!"

Lois: Well, that was pretty dumb.

Brian: Yeah, I know. So then the Israelites ask them, "Why did you trick us?" and the Gibeonites are like, "Well, we heard about all the stuff you did to the other kings and we were scared".

Meg: That's so lame.

Brian: Yeah, I know. So then Joshua just lets them stay, but they have to be the Israelites' servants.

Chris: Wow, that's like something out of Lord of the Rings.

Brian: Yeah, I know, right?