Peter: Alright, so, in Joshua 6, God helps Joshua and the Israelites take down Jericho. It's like that scene in The Matrix, where Neo says "Dodge this," and then BOOM! Walls come tumbling down.

Lois: That's right, Peter. So the people had to march around the city a few times and then blow their horns, and then the walls came down.

Brian: And then they all just started looting the place, like in that old classic movie, The Great Train Robbery.

Stewie: Right, and then they burned the city and all its inhabitants, just like in that movie, The Purge.

Chris: Yeah, and then God gave the land to the Israelites. It was like a real estate deal of the century, like when Donald Trump bought the Plaza Hotel for $400 million.

Meg: Yeah, and then God told the people to take one thing from the city as a reminder of what God had done for them. It was like a souvenir from the ultimate victory, like when you get a t-shirt from the Super Bowl.