Brian: Alright, so this Joshua 3 guy just tells the people of Israel to get ready to cross the Jordan River. He's like, "You're gonna know it's the right time to go when you see the priests carrying the Ark of the Covenant."

Peter: So they just started walking into the river?

Brian: No, they waited and watched the priests, who were carrying the Ark. When the priests stepped into the water, it stopped flowing and the people of Israel were able to cross.

Stewie: That's like that scene in Titanic when Jack and Rose are like, "We'll know it's the right time to jump when I say 'Jump!'"

Brian: Yeah, kind of like that.

Peter: So what happened next?

Brian: After the people of Israel crossed the river, Joshua set up a bunch of stones from the river to remind them of what happened and what God had done for them.

Stewie: It's like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer sets up a bunch of stones to remind him to buy more beer.

Brian: Yeah, kind of like that.